Excerpt from Russell Baker's Growing up.

http://www.wheelersburg.net/Downloads/Baker.pdf I did not steal this, it was on Internet, I just found it. The person who put it up did not put up the entire book. This is an excerpt. It comes under Fair Use. Copyright expires 60 years after death of author unless renewed by heirs. Obviously, Baker just passed away so 60 more years to go. In the meantime, you can buy Growing Up. I was looking for the Amazon link. 1-23-2019