Sunday, December 02, 2018

trmp satire sites on Twitter.

Kyi Kaung‏ @KyiKaung 4m4 minutes ago Parody sites of Mr T are blooming like mushrooms described by Stormy D. See below trmp is so bizarre satirists are having a field day In fact, they sound just like d j t who has no self at all. Probably made of papier mache and air and glue with junk mail padding. 12-2-2018 0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes • • You Retweeted Donald Trump‏ @RealPresidentT Nov 28 We only use the best and safest tear gas at the border. It’s so safe, it doesn’t even produce tears. It’s actually very delicious and many migrants are begging us to throw it to them as it’s the best thing theyve tastes in months! #TearGas #MigrantCaravans #Mexico 6 replies 3 retweets 12 likes • • You Retweeted Donald Trump‏ @RealPresidentT Nov 29 Amazing! My personal lawyer admitted to lying to Congress to cover up my dealings with a hostile power! This would be enough to impeach any other President! Proves how strong and tough I am! #CohenPlea #TrumpRussia #Thursday 1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes • • You Retweeted Donald Trump‏ @RealPresidentT Nov 29 I can’t be arrested in Buenos Aires #G20Summit #G20Argentina 0 replies 2 retweets 6 likes • • You Retweeted Donald Trump‏ @RealPresidentT Nov 29 I, President Donald J. Trump, President of the United States, hereby declares I am seeking asylum in Argentina! 6 replies 2 retweets 10 likes • • You Retweeted Donald Trump‏ @RealPresidentT Nov 29 Very excited to be in #Argentina! Long flight! Feel very at home with so many ex Germans! 3 replies 5 retweets 11 likes • • You Retweeted Donald Trump‏ @RealPresidentT Nov 30 Very hard to believe that the band @phish won’t give me a ticket to their New Year’s Eve show. I bet my Presidency lasts longer than one of their songs! Sad! 4 replies 1 retweet 7 likes • • You Retweeted Donald Trump‏ @RealPresidentT Dec 1 Who killed President Bush? Who knows? It’s could have been the Saudis, but it could have been a fat guy sitting on his bed in his mother’s house. Either way, George Bush was a big fan of mine! #GeorgeHWBush 2 replies 3 retweets 6 likes • • Kyi Kaung‏ @KyiKaung 9m9 minutes ago Kyi Kaung Retweeted Donald Trump This is a satire site, I think. Kyi Kaung added, Donald Trump @RealPresidentT People say George Bush was a hero, but he got shot down in WW2. I prefer my heroes not to get shot down. Either way, I send condolences even though he voted for Crooked Hillary. That makes me very forgiving. #GeorgeHWBush 0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes • • Kyi Kaung‏ @KyiKaung 10m10 minutes ago Kyi Kaung Retweeted Donald Trump Jeez--why don't you die to be in the spotlight. Kyi Kaung added, Donald Trump @RealPresidentT Melania and I will be attending the funeral of George Bush. There will be other former Presidents there, including his son. But I’ll be in the first row! #GeorgeHWBush 0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes • • Kyi Kaung‏ @KyiKaung 11m11 minutes ago Kyi Kaung Retweeted Donald Trump YUCK--where does he think he's going to-- Kyi Kaung added, Donald Trump @RealPresidentT Everyone is looking forward to seeing me at George Bush’s funeral. It will get much better ratings that McCain’s. Should be a great day! Enjoy! 0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes • • Kyi Kaung‏ @KyiKaung 13m13 minutes ago Trump assents to shutdown delay 0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes • • You Retweeted Adm. John Richardson‏Verified account @CNORichardson 18h18 hours ago Team, it's my sad duty to inform you that today the Secretary of the Navy and I were informed that Vice Adm. Scott Stearney, our commander of U.S. Naval Forces Central Command and commander of U.S. Fifth Fleet in Bahrain, was found deceased in his residence in Bahrain today.

Very nice--a writer meets an actress in a cafe and they fall in love--

https://www.aol.com/news/valerie-bertinelli-boyfriend-reveals-identity-031332062.html