11:26 AM EST [Edited]
The baby is thinking "To be honest, I was kinda expecting the Serengeti, not upstate New York." 
11:34 AM EST
That's ok. Mom and the little tyke don't have to worry about the lions or hyenas.
11:40 AM EST
or nature , or anything real !
11:45 AM EST
7.5 Billion humans don't live in ANYTHING close to what constitutes as a "natural" or real environment.
11:45 AM EST
I'm
thinking, since as it was being born it was pooped on, then fell 6ft to
the ground and after it was born all the rest of the bodily fluids were
dumped on its head... it was probably thinking "WTH just happened to
me!?"
So happy, now hopefully this story will disappear from my Google News feed forever. It's a giraffe, for crying out loud!
11:33 AM EST
Way better than a Trump!
11:39 AM EST
Trump? What's that?
11:45 AM EST
There's always Heroin and the bottle...
11:46 AM EST
the
nice thing about animals is that they don't steal, cheat, collude with
Russians, take away people's health insurance, don't approve of of
dumping waste in the drinking water and muchmuch more. Let's have more
giraffes and fewer politicains.
This
morning we learned that April is 15 years old, while her mate,
Oliver, is only 5 years old. Shouldn't that qualify her to be a
COUGAR, instead of a giraffe?
11:50 AM EST
If she were human, we would consider her a predator.
Strange how we never had a program called "Desperate Husbands" ogling all those beautiful, nubile young woman.
To be attracted to the most beautiful isn't shallow, it's Nature 101, and as natural as breathing. Somehow, we have criminalized a woman's choice of whom she wants to be with. Weird at best.
Strange how we never had a program called "Desperate Husbands" ogling all those beautiful, nubile young woman.
To be attracted to the most beautiful isn't shallow, it's Nature 101, and as natural as breathing. Somehow, we have criminalized a woman's choice of whom she wants to be with. Weird at best.
